No Country For Old Men - Ice Block Quickies

Overly Reductive Plot Summary

Josh Brolin steals money from Javier Bardem; Tommy Lee Jones is too old to do anything and eventually too old to care.

Significant For

Being the first movie in the entire history of American Cinema to feature a cop on the cusp of retirement who A) is getting too old for this shit but never says the phrase "getting too old for this shit" and B) survives.

The Entire Film In Three Images

Elements Of The Film Ranked (on a scale of 1 to 5)

  1. The undeniable fact that not much really happens and that which does happen is pretty much in congruence with the most basic laws of a western.
  2. Tommy Lee Jones is great, as always, but is limited by the role, which just feels like every Tommy Lee Jones stereotype rolled into one character.
  3. The cinematography is stunning. Cinematographer Roger Deakins knows how to shoot the midwest.
  4. Javier Bardem is out and out terrifying and a perfect yang to Josh Brolin's yin. Both are interpretations of the myth of the American cowboy, but taken in ferociously different directions.
  5. The Coens made a very bold choice regarding the score of this film. And, it pays off in each and every scene.

Final Evaluation

Good enough to be great, but not great enough to be a classic of the genre.